What do Surrey Girls use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
what do you call a surrey girl with a dollar bill on top of her head? alll you can eat under a buck
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
A Surrey girl is at the welfare office and filling out forms with all her childrens name. The lady behind the desk looks at the list of 7 kids. All named "Bobby"
"Excuse me Miss, but are all your 7 kids named Bobby?"
"Well, how do they know which Bobby you are calling when you call out to them?"
"I just call them by their last names"
What's the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man? Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet? You can only get one hand up a puppet
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and a condom? You only use a condom once
What's the difference between a Surrey Girl and Lionel Ritchie? Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache
Whats the difference bewteen a Surrey Girl and a Bowling Ball? You cant fit a Surrey Girl inside a Bowling Ball.
Born & Raised in Markham, Ontario, Canada (a suburb directly north of Toronto).
Now reside in Ajax, Ontario (another suburb, this time East of Toronto).
Born in valley stream on Long Island, ny now living in mamaroneck in Westchester, ny. I'm only about a half hour north of where I grew up.
I grew up in Mexicali, Baja California, Mexico and Calexico, California for the first 18 years of my life. Calexico sucks dick, it is a desert surrounded by fields and it is very small...
Mexicali is right on the border. It's much bigger and much better than calexico. The temperature during the summer on both of these cities is around 125 F.
Then I moved to Tijuana for some time, it was great.
and now San Diego. San Diego is great but everything is so expensive here. I am here for school, and this is most likely where I will be for the rest of my life, unless I get chance to return to Mexico.
Born in Guadalajara, Mexico
Grew up in Toronto , Ontario
Lived in many places across Canada for about 15 years
Now live permanently in Vancouver, BC (don't even know how to get to Surrey from here...)
Born in Fairfield, CA (Travis Air Force Base)
1-4: San Fransisco, CA
4-5: Durham, NC
5-9: Sacramento, CA
9-10: Watertown, MA (outside of Boston)
10-15: Cary, NC (RTP, outside of Raleigh)
15-17: Cranberry Township, PA (outside of Pittsburgh)
17-present (29): Cary, Apex, Fuquay Varina, NC (all outside of Raleigh/RTP area)
MMAF: 13-9 ACFL: 17-14-1 UFF: 17-7-1 EFCF: 17-14 RBM: 1-0 TOTAL: 65-44-2
Former SBFL Champion
2010 & 2011 OD LW GP Champ
PROUD Supporter of Sakuraba, CroCop, Sakurai, Wandy, Machida, Misaki, Kawajiri and Minotauro!
Riding the bandwagons of Werdum, Chan Sung Jung, Hunt, Rumble, Nurmagomedov, and Kyoji Horiguchi!
Hating on Arona and Akiyama!
Remember Andy Hug forever!