You might be an MMA fan if!
You see some dumb ass mofugga in the gym with bleached hair and a brand new tap out hoodie on that thye've clearly picked up in the reduced section of a cheap sports store and all you want to do is land a double leg on them straight to side control and start raining elbows!
This was going through my mind today! Some Dim Shady wannabe with no game was strutting round the gym! I wanted to flat out end him!