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    Default Machete

    In the words of Bobo, hap birfday. Send me some synthetic coke, punk.

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    Boricua! Felicidades.

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    Thanks guys.

    The company gave me the day off. So today I am going to do what I do on my bday the past few years.

    1) Listen to Bob Marley greatest hits while hitting a bong and play video games. Honoring Bob's birthday.
    2) Go to the market and get a nice piece of meat, I am thinking a +24oz Porterhouse Steak (I take other suggestions). And cook it medium with some vegatables.
    3) Drink some good amount of Sierra Nevadas Pale Ales
    4) Watch NBA tonight

    The weekend I might go down to Miami Beach

    Also Happy Birthday Babe Ruth and there's someone else in this forum that is also his bday. I know he had two usernames. I forgot both of them! My bad, but I do remember is your Bday also!

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    I do remember reading that Bob Marley loved video games...
    The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
    カクタオキ君は武道が有ります!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Makalu G View Post
    I do remember reading that Bob Marley loved video games...
    lol I just can't listen to music only by myself. I need a second activity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machete View Post
    lol I just can't listen to music only by myself. I need a second activity.
    LOL!!! Spent many hours playing Blades of Steel jamming tunes with a buzz on!!! When we got a playstation 2, OMG... we were in heaven...
    The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
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    Happy Birthday Machete. Enjoy the day

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    Happy Birthday to the second best UFC Undisputed gamer in the forums...

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    All you need is a blow job and your birthday will be complete.

    Put that GF of yours to work. And if you guys broke up, hit one of them old ho's.

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    Feliz cumpleanos Machete! Que dios te bendiga con muchos mas!
    The road is solitary and long and the tolls must be paid with blood sweat and effort.
    So pay freely and travel proudly

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