Ninety-nine problems and a bitch IS one of them...
The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
Like maybe you were stumbling down a sidewalk one....enchanted evening. And some kids playing in their driveway make some snide comment and you hear them and snap back, "hey lol at you, you pathetic unamerican disgraces. I defended my country so little liberal twerps like you could download your justin beiberlake on your ipad...pod....fff..fuh...fuck you!!!!"
Are you debating if you should fight a 50 year old woman who accused you of molesting her grandchildren? Well you shouldn't fight her lol. You shouldn't post this on the internet either fyi. Oh man.