funniest post of the yearSexy thread.
As aroused as I am by the E-beefs and **** talking on here, I always like hearing lecherous and debaucherous stuff from people who have never posted here or even heard of this forum.
Whether it be ****ing their pets, priests diddling their choir boys, huffing Jenkum or whatever, it is always pleasantly nauseating to hear about the perverse stuff.
As for me, I spent a fair amount of time living in a box in various bathrooms in various IHOPs across Eastern Europe (that's the International House of Pancakes for those who don't eat breakfast). In my early twenties I made the switch to sleeping in stalls in Denny's bathrooms across Eastern Asia because I don't even know if Eastern Asia has Denny's and I don't know whether or not I enjoyed it because frankly I'm not sure any of this even happened.
I stayed in Denny's bathrooms throughout my early 20s for work because I had lots of reasons for leaving and no reason to stay. That was over 35 years ago and my 2nd cousin twice removed isn't relevant to the story but my 3rd cousin four times removed is because he once dropped by to say he wasn't related to me and dumped the contents of a trashcan on my face.
Since then I have tried to procreate with different species of animals and it hasn't worked yet but I'm optimistic that I can impregnate a giant sea turtle I found off the coast of the Galapagos islands and I've been nurturing it's eggs daily. I used to be schizophrenic and the bath salts haven't helped with that problem except for the inner peace I've achieved through stripping naked and eating the flesh off a homeless man's face.
One thing I really, really, really, really, don't want to do is not move to Siberia with my 3rd cousin four times removed. The one from the trashcan incident. I don't think he'd enjoy that trip. I could give a **** either way. Money isn't an issue because he hasn't offered to pay for the trip but I'm hoping he does so I can turn down his offer and throw feces in his face. I would rather not pay for that and I'm hoping he drops by Denny's soon so I can spank him with a wire brush.