This is me...

[jasonkl]

this is who I really am, its pretty boring compared to others

I'm 36 years old and grew up on long island in a middle class family. my parents were great and supportive, and I have one younger brother. i played a bunch of sports until college with my best sports being wrestling and soccer. i was in a movie as a 12 year old kid, but pretty much gave up a potential career as a child actor for playing sports in jr. high and high. i was in ever honor society, vice president of my high school, etc.. but also got into fights and single handidly ended my high school ski program by getting arrested for pissing in an elevator on a ski trip to utah.
i went to rutgers and quit the wrestling team my sophmore year because of injuries and my preference to drink and party every day. i underperformed big time in college (but still ended around a 3.0 GPA) and partied too much drinking heavily almost every day, spending one year tripping on shrooms or acid almost every week, and doing some coke and x my senior year. Luckily, I never had an addiction problem and had no problem cutting down and eventually stopping.

now I'm married and have an amazing daughter who is turning 3 tomorrow. she is by far the best thing ever in my life, and I'd rather hang with her then do anything else I have another child on the way due in October. I work as a financial planner for the largest MetLife office in NY. I make decent money (low 6 figures), and am about to make a transition with my career where I will lower my downside income by a good amount but should be able to greatly increase my upside potential. its a risk that I'm nervous about.

[jasonkl]

Sexy thread.

As aroused as I am by the E-beefs and **** talking on here, I always like hearing lecherous and debaucherous stuff from people who have never posted here or even heard of this forum.

Whether it be ****ing their pets, priests diddling their choir boys, huffing Jenkum or whatever, it is always pleasantly nauseating to hear about the perverse stuff.

As for me, I spent a fair amount of time living in a box in various bathrooms in various IHOPs across Eastern Europe (that's the International House of Pancakes for those who don't eat breakfast). In my early twenties I made the switch to sleeping in stalls in Denny's bathrooms across Eastern Asia because I don't even know if Eastern Asia has Denny's and I don't know whether or not I enjoyed it because frankly I'm not sure any of this even happened.

I stayed in Denny's bathrooms throughout my early 20s for work because I had lots of reasons for leaving and no reason to stay. That was over 35 years ago and my 2nd cousin twice removed isn't relevant to the story but my 3rd cousin four times removed is because he once dropped by to say he wasn't related to me and dumped the contents of a trashcan on my face.

Since then I have tried to procreate with different species of animals and it hasn't worked yet but I'm optimistic that I can impregnate a giant sea turtle I found off the coast of the Galapagos islands and I've been nurturing it's eggs daily. I used to be schizophrenic and the bath salts haven't helped with that problem except for the inner peace I've achieved through stripping naked and eating the flesh off a homeless man's face.

One thing I really, really, really, really, don't want to do is not move to Siberia with my 3rd cousin four times removed. The one from the trashcan incident. I don't think he'd enjoy that trip. I could give a **** either way. Money isn't an issue because he hasn't offered to pay for the trip but I'm hoping he does so I can turn down his offer and throw feces in his face. I would rather not pay for that and I'm hoping he drops by Denny's soon so I can spank him with a wire brush.

funniest post of the year

[mattydeathmetal]

i was in a movie as a 12 year old kid, but pretty much gave up a potential career as a child actor for playing sports in jr. high and high.

whoa!

look at Mr. Tom Cruise Jr here!

[srdafish]

Let's give it a try here.

I'm 26 years old and drink way too much. I played every sport as a kid, stopped in High School when I started partying too much. Got kicked out of High School my Sophomore year and got a job. Have had the same job for 11 years, the pay is ****, the work is ****, but since my dad owns the company I have a hard time with quitting to improve my situation. My mom died of cancer when I was 23 and my best friend throughout my teenage years killed himself about 3 weeks ago. I move about 2 times a year, I find houses where I can pay rent and sooner or later I get in fights with the home owners. I was doing awesome for about a yar after my mom died, had a very nice apartment and was banging tons of random chicks mainly due to the location of my place, it was right behind a bar that is always filled with good looking women. Then I met some idiots that drug me into hell. It was a random occurrence meeting them, was walking by the pool looking for some weed to smoke, they didn't have any but found some fairly quickly so I invited them to my place for a few beers. They then would hang out at my place pretty much everyday for the last 4 months of my lease. This situation was not good because they were full blown alcoholics without jobs. So I ended up drinking way too much and got a couple noise complaints. Then I kicked out the balcony after one of the idiots punched a hole in my wall. The apartment people wouldn't renew my lease. I ended up moving into hell with this divorced couple with 3 ****ty kids. I lived there for about 2 months and couldn't take it anymore so I moved into a hotel. I didn't have a way to grab all my stuff so I left it there for 2 days. When I went to get it they had put it into "storage". They then changed their numbers and moved out of that house within a week. They stole about $12,000 worth of my stuff and I haven't found them, yet.

I then moved back with my dad for a couple months. Found a new place then another and now I'm about to move again. Over the past 3 weeks I've probably spent $1200 just on alcohol alone, which is not good lol. I'll give myself another month or 2 then sober up and figure my life out moving forward, but until then I'm gonna party ****ing hard. I have a bunch of good friends and even more acquaintances that are fun to grab a drink with. I'm in the process of reconnecting with old friends since I don't want what happened to my friend happen to me or any of the friends I grew up with, that would suck. Pretty much it I guess.

[da prez]

$1200 on liquor in 3 weeks ??

We should hang out.

[CaveBear]

$1200 on liquor in 3 weeks ??

We should hang out.

was thinking the same.....lol I could easily up it to 2400.

[Spencer]

Sorry to hear about your friend, fish. Did anyone see it coming?

[PatSox]

i was in a movie as a 12 year old kid, but pretty much gave up a potential career as a child actor for playing sports in jr. high and high.

whoa!

look at Mr. Tom Cruise Jr here!

Ironically he gave up on acting because he had all the right moves

[brewland]

this is who I really am, its pretty boring compared to others

I'm 36 years old and grew up on long island in a middle class family. my parents were great and supportive, and I have one younger brother. i played a bunch of sports until college with my best sports being wrestling and soccer. i was in a movie as a 12 year old kid, but pretty much gave up a potential career as a child actor for playing sports in jr. high and high. i was in ever honor society, vice president of my high school, etc.. but also got into fights and single handidly ended my high school ski program by getting arrested for pissing in an elevator on a ski trip to utah.
i went to rutgers and quit the wrestling team my sophmore year because of injuries and my preference to drink and party every day. i underperformed big time in college (but still ended around a 3.0 GPA) and partied too much drinking heavily almost every day, spending one year tripping on shrooms or acid almost every week, and doing some coke and x my senior year. Luckily, I never had an addiction problem and had no problem cutting down and eventually stopping.

now I'm married and have an amazing daughter who is turning 3 tomorrow. she is by far the best thing ever in my life, and I'd rather hang with her then do anything else I have another child on the way due in October. I work as a financial planner for the largest MetLife office in NY. I make decent money (low 6 figures), and am about to make a transition with my career where I will lower my downside income by a good amount but should be able to greatly increase my upside potential. its a risk that I'm nervous about.

Jason, you really think that creepy old dude with the candy, cam-corder, and movie deal was legit?

[Murphs56]

I just took my Bar Exam MBE Practice test and want to vomit