Boston cab drivers are much scarier than NYC cabbies. I think the only time I prayed out loud was in a cab in Boston. He was ****ing crazy and about killed a few people walking and many others in the numerous accidents he about caused.
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So I am driving into the Tim Horton's parking lot this morning (as every Canadian does to get our fix), and there is a logjam of cars that can't get in. Horns start honking, and I notice that there is a mother****ing cab blocking the entrance.
There are about 6 parking spaces available, but this guy wants to be as close to the entrance/exit as possible while his fare is inside getting a coffee. No one can get into the parking lot because this jackass thinks driving cab is so important that he can block the rest of us so he can get out of the parking lot as quickly as possible.
I am just about to get out of my car and ****ing lose it, when a lumberjack in a pick-up gets out before me and kicks the cab door and tells the cabbie get his ass out of the way. The cabbie finally smartens up and drives off, leaving his fare behind.
I ****ing hate cabbies.
Cool story bro!
He almost never knows what the **** he's talking about it, which explains why his 'opinions' are always so ****ed up.
He's a 10 year old who memorizes information intended for intelligent adults. He doesn't understand what he knows.
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The above story also took place in Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan.
He almost never knows what the **** he's talking about it, which explains why his 'opinions' are always so ****ed up.
He's a 10 year old who memorizes information intended for intelligent adults. He doesn't understand what he knows.
-Vlad on JackelSporty
mmaweekly's first diss rap! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzNE3...ature=youtu.be