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Veg are you trying to drown me?!
real men use anchors.
Everybody know my gamey. Everytimey. I go for knockouty or submission.
Thank you for my fuzz.
LOL. I was helping BBstorm find a waterproof vest. I have never really used one, I used to use 15 pound barbells in each hand when i would run stair laps but no vests.Iwas just using google.Originally Posted by OliG83v.2
And bobob real men wear cement shoes
Hey those are the latest fashion where bobo lives!
Just bought a weighted vest, should be coming early next week. I'm a bit of a sucker as I bought a ****ing parachute too! Lol. One of those sprint resistance ones! Lol.
****ing Amazon! They really should only let you buy what you logged on to buy!
Should've bought the two wolf shirt... check out the reviews.Hey those are the latest fashion where bobo lives!
Just bought a weighted vest, should be coming early next week. I'm a bit of a sucker as I bought a ****ing parachute too! Lol. One of those sprint resistance ones! Lol.
****ing Amazon! They really should only let you buy what you logged on to buy!
It sounds like you are talking about something AMAZING! Because of this, I can only conclude that you are referring to the "THREE Wolf moon shirt". I find it hard to believe that you were actually talking about a shirt with a mere 2 wolves on it, so I will overlook the error. All of the reviews are spot on btw....I don't know how to explain it, it just works!
From the reviews:
"I'm a 49 year old male and I had no idea that lack of testosterone could have such an effect on the body. While my sex drive was on the low side, that was not the major problem. I had been put on various antidepressants over many years. However, my low testosterone level was the real culprit. I would advise all men who have depression issues to buy this shirt. The moment I put it on my depression went away and my testosterone levels explodes higher than Barry Bonds and Chuck Norris combined. I am now the starting pitcher for the Colorado Rockies at the age of 49, I am still competing at the top of my game with this magical shirt, which I believe is the fountain of youth. The downside is the crazy fanatic females that I have to push and run away from, I feel like Justin Bieber with a million screaming teenage girls chasing and screaming at me. I have to run because I have injured dozens of female fans during intercourse because they cannot handle the power of the three wolf moon shirt. It will be a matter of time before I kill one and be wanted for murder. LONG LIVE THE WOLF PACK"
ALSO.....
"The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family."
AND this one.....
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."
LASTLY......
"There was no NASCAR race on TV this weekend so I spent my Easter Sunday at Joe's Travel Plaza in Westley, CA. buying Teryaki Slim Jims & Mountain Dew Code Red when I was approached by a blind Spanish Gypsy woman. She spoke to me about obtaining "God like" powers & achieving looks that would rival that of "Saved by the Bell's" Zack Morris. I questioned her, "how these things were possible?" she then handed me a plastic Wal-Mart bag. In it, The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee! The second I put it on I blacked out...I awoke someplace high in the clouds, looking down from outside my body. I was naked riding on the back of a White Buffalo & I was dual wielding flaming bows. I shot burning arrows into the hearts of baby Siamese Kittens that were planning on taking over the world. I spoke in a language that sounded like a cross between a Velociraptor & Robocop. After I killed off the kittens, the Buffalo carried me to the top of a volcano. It was on top of this volcano I saw the Spirit of the the Three Wolf Tee decend on a lightning bolt and strike me on my chest! The blow was so fierce it knocked me off of my Buffalo. I instantly grew a beard and sharted a little. Once I fully came to, I was standing in complete knight armor on the abyssal plane, face to face with a Golden Unicorn. The spirit of the Three Wolf Tee spoke to me and told me I would need the glowing blood of a Golden Unicorn to fully activate the power of the t-shirt. I raised my flaming bow, drew back on the string, and released my arrow. It flew straight and true into the jugular of the Unicorn. As the Unicorn slowly died over the course of 4 hours and 18 minutes, I laughed & rolled the Mountain Three Wolf t-shirt in the glowing river of Unicorn blood...I had activated the t-shirts true powers!!! I awoke naked in Joe's Travel Plaza shower stall number 4. Sitting in a pool of my own urine, wearing the Three Wolf Moon Tee, mis-matching socks, and reeking of Teryaki Slim Jims...thank you Spanish Gypsy woman, I will never forget you".
Observe....
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...5567473&sr=1-1
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