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    Default Mother Fukcer....

    I'm gone for a week and not only does no one notice, but I find out I was

    A: In a popularity contest that I didn't know about or ask to be in

    B: That I lost it to some white pube having, vanilla ensure drinking, Jets fan who only a few months ago used to end every post with a lame ass catch phrase that was about as clever as Marvin Destin......What the hell is wrong with this place?!?!?!?!

    May the forces of evil get Sat Nav's so they can more easily find your homes



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    By the way, what happened to Jackel, Debo, Vlad, Spencer, Elissa......Graybeard.....where is everyones beloved Graybeard?

    All that's left are you *******s?

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    "BITTER...party of one...your table is ready!!!"
    No...seriously...STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN!
    Potest via tractata PM!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graybeard View Post
    "BITTER...party of one...your table is ready!!!"

    Hell to the yeah....
    ut ceteri vivant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graybeard View Post
    "BITTER...party of one...your table is ready!!!"
    "Sorry Mr Bitter, you have the table near the garbage and dishwashers."...
    The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
    カクタオキ君は武道が有ります!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graybeard View Post
    "BITTER...party of one...your table is ready!!!"
    But wait! What happened to the Dufresnes? Who can eat at a time like this?
    According to our sources:
    Jack-booted thug Jay Cicinelli
    Jack-booted thug Kenton Hampton
    Jack-booted thug Manny Ramos
    Jack-booted thug Joe Wolfe
    Jack-booted thug James Blatney
    ...were all there.

    "The sixth officer would have been a sargent called to the scene due to the use of a Taser. There are two patrol sargents not reporting for duty at the moment who may have been on duty that night. When we figure out which one was there, we’ll let you know."

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Sub View Post
    But wait! What happened to the Dufresnes? Who can eat at a time like this?
    LOL!!! Well done...
    The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
    カクタオキ君は武道が有ります!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Sub View Post
    But wait! What happened to the Dufresnes? Who can eat at a time like this?
    We should make the next people on the list a search party..

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    that's a cute baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sound-off View Post
    that's a cute baby.
    Oh Crap. The new dad is all soft now...
    The Makalu is actually estimated to be somewhere in the ball park of 78-115 years old. No one is sure due to the excessively thick coating of hair covering his face and chest breast neck and head. The Makalu can eat twice its weight in food a week and can be found in cool areas. It's said that the Makalu is one of the only animals which can comprehend and enjoy music. While the Makalu isn't recommended as a house pet, they are known to coexist quite harmoniously with humans.
    カクタオキ君は武道が有ります!!

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