P. Diddy being sued for 1 trillion $ and accused of causing 9/11

[errbin]

I think she has a case

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739

[Jabberwocky Supafly]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHAH!!!

That's ****ing hilarious!

I love it! I'd love to hear a detailed account of her reasoning.

Thanks for the laughs.

[CaveBear]

[stevemc]

The sad part about this is that she has actually been sucessful in getting a court date...................................ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moreorless]

The sad part about this is that she has actually been sucessful in getting a court date...................................ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rather than a one way ticket to a padded cell.

[Spmack 2]

I'll have what she's been smokin....

[xXLongRangeXx]

Really?

How can this even remotely be close to anything that may have happened in a dream let alone reality?

Did that say she is 31, with a 23 year old son? I think she has more of a case there...

****in' gamblers.

[stevemc]

I've thought P Diddy caused 9/11 all along.

[Spmack 2]

I've thought P Diddy caused 9/11 all along.

No it was P Diddy that dropped a deuce in the urinal...

[xXLongRangeXx]

No it was P Diddy that dropped a deuce in the urinal...

Just make sure you ****ing vote, son!!