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    Default ROFLMAO! You just knew this was going to happen

    Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport

    ROFL, to funny
    to to funny!

    LINK IS FIXED, Sorry all
    Cartman: Well guys, thats does it, there is no reason to go on living, im going home to kill myself.

    Next Day at school

    Stan: Cartman??? I thought you were going home to kill yourself?

    Cartman: I was, I went home, closed the garage door airtight, turned on my moms car, got all comfy on the seat

    and nothing!

    ****ing Hybreds really cant do anything right!

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    dead link AH...nothing there

    and I really hope your not ROFLing.......????


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    Here's an old one from Aug 2010

    http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?a=2389&c=124
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    That was the one Prez

    Was just posted on my facebook by a freind so thought id share
    Cartman: Well guys, thats does it, there is no reason to go on living, im going home to kill myself.

    Next Day at school

    Stan: Cartman??? I thought you were going home to kill yourself?

    Cartman: I was, I went home, closed the garage door airtight, turned on my moms car, got all comfy on the seat

    and nothing!

    ****ing Hybreds really cant do anything right!

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    What a creep... there is no way these body scanners are around in a year
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    Is that real? That same "news" site also had a story about turkeys "breathing a sigh of relief" when their farmer died, and a story suggesting it was Hillary who elbowed Obama.
    This story smells a little like bull****...

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    Quote Originally Posted by someguy View Post
    Is that real? That same "news" site also had a story about turkeys "breathing a sigh of relief" when their farmer died, and a story suggesting it was Hillary who elbowed Obama.
    This story smells a little like bull****...
    Not sure about the story, but that site is suspect as hell. At least with regards to legitimate journalism. I took a look at some of the other stories/headlines on the site, and saw what amounted to poorly executed satire.
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    Anyone hear from srdafish lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatSox View Post
    Anyone hear from srdafish lately?
    Actually doesn't D-sub live in Colorado now? I suspect he'll do what he can to discredit those things

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    i'm sure Cup was implying it was Fish that was the one caught...
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