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    Default Rectal Cancer vs. Hemorrhoids

    Is it just me or do these two things oddly have the same symptoms?

    Realistically how could a person distinguish between the two?
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    get some preperation H Bissell, or go see a doctor.

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    Dr. and a scope. I did it. You can too.

    You got hemorrhoids, btw.



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    Post pics, we'll take it from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBissell View Post
    Is it just me or do these two things oddly have the same symptoms?

    Realistically how could a person distinguish between the two?
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    Is a hemorroid also known as a boil? Those are freakin' painful.

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    HUGE difference, and in all honest, "ass grapes" would probably be more of a problem at first. More blood, more pain.

    colorectal cancer likely wouldn't "show" until further down the line. The odds that you have colorectal cancer are slim to none. VERY rare in people under 55ish. Happens, but almost never.

    increase your fiber to soften and bulk your stool, and drink more plain water and less other crap.
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    If your ****ting black tar go get scoped. Otherwise do what D-Sub said. You can always try pushing them back up inside if they are external. Just lube up first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBissell View Post
    Is it just me or do these two things oddly have the same symptoms?
    Realistically how could a person distinguish between the two?

    you should have just PM'd D-Sub. . .
    "doesn't nothing ever last forever?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Verbal Kint View Post
    you should have just PM'd D-Sub. . .
    Yep. Hemorrhoids are not a nice public topic. Kinda gross actually

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