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    flsting should not be censored. That's all I got.

    flsting should not be censored. That's all I got.
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    Pretend you're talking to Chong from up in smoke....

    Pretend you're talking to Chong from up in smoke.

    Everything's hilarious to'em
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    I am baffled it only took thirteen minutes.

    I am baffled it only took thirteen minutes.
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    thirteen minutes later...

    thirteen minutes later...
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    Just shoot me.

    Just shoot me.
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    You can follow along or eat a dick. It's Friday,...

    You can follow along or eat a dick. It's Friday, so your boyfriend should be home any minute

    no brainer.
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    *Gulp*...... My lady is going out for drinks with...

    *Gulp*...... My lady is going out for drinks with the girls
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    Broh... what's her number? I'll call that bltch....

    Broh... what's her number? I'll call that bltch. Does she know anybody from Oakland?
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    Cool. Then the next time TSA cups your ball and...

    Cool. Then the next time TSA cups your ball and takes your nail clippers for an hour flight to Vegas

    remember this.... it's for your own good.
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    Sticky: Hah. The motto is torture. Giants.

    Hah. The motto is torture. Giants.
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    My point is, we are too quick to give up our...

    My point is, we are too quick to give up our rights "for our own good" just cause a clever commercial

    about Tommy getting clipped and tossed over a windshield due to texting. Shlt like that can
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    Reminds me of A Bronx Tale when Sonny told...

    Reminds me of A Bronx Tale when Sonny told Calogero about Tony Dumps

    owing him twenty dollars.
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    I'm not a big texter, but I hate that a police...

    I'm not a big texter, but I hate that a police officer can pull me over / accuse me of texting

    write me a ticket / fight it in court / my word against his / lose / pay said ticket.

    All for my...
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    Bltch. . . You put me on the bottom / off a list...

    Bltch. . . You put me on the bottom / off a list of eleven? Who the fucc

    is this fat bastard from Seinfeld? Doesn't matter. I'm a fucc him

    'til he loves me. Tyson.
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    I'd like to call my shot. A game of eight...

    I'd like to call my shot. A game of eight ball..... like Pettis did Bendo.

    Of the cage / his grill / my toes.
    ...
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    The way propaganda made a driver who texts such a...

    The way propaganda made a driver who texts such a villain cracks me up.
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    Like Cybergod ?

    Like Cybergod ?
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    Glamour muscles, is a term used by slim/fat cats...

    Glamour muscles, is a term used by slim/fat cats who wear t-shirts when they go swimming. Yes, sixty year old muscle looks ugly

    but at that age... lanky doesn't look any better.
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    I thought homeboy died of poison ivy? You maine...

    I thought homeboy died of poison ivy? You maine figgas are soft.
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    Ebirah. . .

    Ebirah. . .
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    Fucc the dodgers. . . . Kids the truth, though....

    Fucc the dodgers. . . . Kids the truth, though. Again, without a ring or at least

    success in the playoffs he's just Peyton Manning.

    An all star... in the Regular Season


    *sprinkles salt*
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    ( ( boom ) )
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    Duck . . .

    Duck . . .
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    I make the puzzy whistle like an Andy Griffith...

    I make the puzzy whistle like an Andy Griffith theme song. Who the fucc needs

    puzzy advise from Jack Trippers land lord?
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    Get off my kool-aid mutherfuccer!

    Get off my kool-aid mutherfuccer!
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