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    I'm still considering, I don't want to turn out...

    I'm still considering, I don't want to turn out like Curtis Axel or Ryback, who were also Paul Heyman guys.

    That, and I can't fit my fat ass on the WWE bus...
  2. Thread: Isis

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    I still can't get past my old Iranian room mates...

    I still can't get past my old Iranian room mates telling me that pretty much everyone in Iran is raised to hate America from a young age. The whole idea of "radical Islam" is kind of a joke. The...
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    Yep, the truth has finally come out. When I...

    Yep, the truth has finally come out.

    When I talk about being in class, it's really fat camp.

    "Trina" was a supersize double quarterpounder meal that a guy named David took from me and I was...
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    This is a problem in Jax too, from what I...

    This is a problem in Jax too, from what I remember. I'd get a bag of weed that had "the look", but obviously something went wrong in the grow process because the high just wasn't there.

    Also,...
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    I'd love to have a little e-beef with you this...

    I'd love to have a little e-beef with you this week. I don't have school and work is boring. Trouble is, as you've demonstrated on here repeatedly, you are a terrible, terrible **** talker. Bring...
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    You're the best thing to happen to this forum...

    You're the best thing to happen to this forum since Son of Nog! Keep it coming.
  7. I know it's the wrong weight class now but I'd...

    I know it's the wrong weight class now but I'd like to see Eddie vs. Frankie.
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    The talk has turned to the presumed Presidency of...

    The talk has turned to the presumed Presidency of Ross Perot, please try to keep up. Or were we going to talk about Dana Carvery...**** I don't remember now.
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    I have no idea, I haven't been in contact with...

    I have no idea, I haven't been in contact with any of those guys since about 2001 or 2001. I actually drove up from Missouri to wrestle with them in Wisconson. They were kind of a big deal on the...
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    Kind of like our political parties at this point....

    Kind of like our political parties at this point. We have a libertarian running for governor here in Florida. While I don't think for a moment that he will win, he's gaining enough support to be a...
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    **** it, here it is again. Can't believe it's...

    **** it, here it is again. Can't believe it's STILL on Youtube, this is from 1999:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elnZR6aEuhI
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    Damn, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was me. I...

    Damn, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was me. I forgot that I had posted it. How in the **** did you even remember that? I was probably...19 or so in that vid.
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    fox and cnn aren't as different as people want to...

    fox and cnn aren't as different as people want to believe they are. Not that this has anything to do with this discussion. Just sayin'. If you watch news programs like the Young Turks and Vice,...
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    Paul, Vince just called and said you are doing a...

    Paul, Vince just called and said you are doing a wonderful job promoting THE CONQUEROR, but you need to start pimping your blu ray some more. It is called "My Name is Paul Heyman", so have at it!
    ...
  15. Thread: Isis

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    The muslims really are, culturally, about 700...

    The muslims really are, culturally, about 700 years behind the rest of the civilized world. When is their renaissance, their enlightenment, etc. coming? Believe it or not, until about around the...
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    They never should have allowed Gabbert onto their...

    They never should have allowed Gabbert onto their team. Jags get rid of him and suddenly the national media is saying we have a good defense, the best QB of the draft, and things are looking up. ...
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    Only white folks could afford video cameras

    Only white folks could afford video cameras
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    It is such an honor to have you on the forums,...

    It is such an honor to have you on the forums, Mr. Heyman. You cut the best promos in the biz. Your client is the most intimidating man in the sport today.

    What the hell happened with Curtis...
  19. "Start you sonofabitch, start!"...

    "Start you sonofabitch, start!"
    https://sporadichappiness.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/baby-driving-real-car.jpg
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    When did the fucktard decide to become PK Jr.?

    When did the ****tard decide to become PK Jr.?
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    I still wouldn't be shocked if Cena ends up...

    I still wouldn't be shocked if Cena ends up beating him. It may not be plan A, but it would make for the ultimate redemption story. Cena wins the Rumble and needs to "erase the demons" from his...
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    I assume all forum members who disappear have...

    I assume all forum members who disappear have died.

    I can picture St. Peter getting very frustrated and saying "**** it, I can't understand you, go on in" to AAPitbull.
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    Where is WWE going with Brock Lesnar?

    I just Youtubed the Brock/Cena match from Summerslam last night. They had Cena job out to Lesnar like I have never seen in a Championship match before. Cena got in literally 40 seconds of offense,...
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    Sadly I've never posted a video of myself. If I...

    Sadly I've never posted a video of myself. If I had the rapping skills of a Dmurf I might reconsider.
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    Used to smoke all day, everyday. I quit a couple...

    Used to smoke all day, everyday. I quit a couple of years ago, and I'm glad I did. I don't miss much about it at all, to be honest. I'll have a puff every once in awhile if I'm hanging out with my...
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