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    Yeah, but has she been hit by lightning?

    Yeah, but has she been hit by lightning?
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    #23 He's the reason I punch any person I see...

    #23

    He's the reason I punch any person I see wearing a hearing aid, just in case it is actually him.

    I even punch ladies with hearing aids, in case he really is Sporty.


    Ray Rice has...
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    Plus he would come back with a story of the...

    Plus he would come back with a story of the casino cutting him off from free drinks because they were losing too much money.
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    Does that mean you are not going to offer him a...

    Does that mean you are not going to offer him a trip to Vegas after he has fly recovered from his injuries?
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    I get it now. You noticed all the offers from...

    I get it now.

    You noticed all the offers from the OD cavebear received after he lost his arm and you made up this story hoping the same would happen to you.


    Completely shameless, but I'm not...
  6. Thread: Missouri riots

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    I usually just find a milf and help myself.

    I usually just find a milf and help myself.
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    Cool. I guess we already know the answer to...

    Cool.

    I guess we already know the answer to if you would accept black cock.
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    Hmm, I wonder if CaveBear would accept a limb...

    Hmm, I wonder if CaveBear would accept a limb donor from a black dude?

    That would actually be pretty badass. All white with one black arm.
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    Time to take all the good deeds up a notch. ...

    Time to take all the good deeds up a notch.

    CaveBear, if you know how to sew, I am willing to chop off my hand and you can sew it on your stub if you want.

    Just let me know.
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    Glad to hear CaveBear is in such good spirits. ...

    Glad to hear CaveBear is in such good spirits.

    I have zero interest in donating money so CaveBear can get a dog. I do think that is a great idea though.

    I will pay for a super thick girl to...
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    You're my boy, Bear. You're my boy.

    You're my boy, Bear. You're my boy.
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    Damn, sorry to hear CB isn't doing so well. ...

    Damn, sorry to hear CB isn't doing so well.

    Keep fighting CB!
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    So all this angst over the years really has...

    So all this angst over the years really has nothing to do with the government and everything to do with small man syndrome?
  14. If you are into that shit, you should move to...

    If you are into that ****, you should move to Canada. Plus there are no black people here.

    Tonnes of commies though.
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    Nothing personal, but anyone who uses the term,...

    Nothing personal, but anyone who uses the term, "sticks in my craw" is a cocksucker.
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    Someone needs to find some alligator porn right...

    Someone needs to find some alligator porn right now. Where is Premier when you need him?
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    Guys, maybe you should read the title of the...

    Guys, maybe you should read the title of the thread again. I don't think you are making Garth feel better.
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    I know you're not Jewish, but now you've gone and...

    I know you're not Jewish, but now you've gone and ruined any chance your daughter had of hooking up with Premier.
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    We already have a Spencer.

    We already have a Spencer.
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    My avatar is pretty self-explanatory. I'm Bruce...

    My avatar is pretty self-explanatory. I'm Bruce Smith.

    My sig is Vlad explaining jackel in Vlad's eloquent style, and a link to dmurf's classic rap.
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    Pretty sure Duval is Jewish, and if his daughter...

    Pretty sure Duval is Jewish, and if his daughter is 4, you might be able to trade her in for your mail room girl.
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    How old is your daughter? Premier wants to...

    How old is your daughter?

    Premier wants to know.
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    No, I blame my mom for that.

    No, I blame my mom for that.
  24. You son of a bitch! Pretty sure I could get...

    You son of a bitch!

    Pretty sure I could get at least 12 paragraphs out of you, but I am going to be nice and not mention Jim Miller's last fight.
  25. I know there is no way you can reply in one...

    I know there is no way you can reply in one sentence, so I think I am safe for now.
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