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You can buy powdered, synthetic urine, vials and heaters (to pass the "body temp" check).

Extremely effective when the urine test is unmonitored, as almost all are. :cool:

Cavebear, the review is complete. Since no conclusive evidence exists (despite ample
second hand accounts and your own apparent admission of unmanly striking), the
incident shall be resolved with a...

Is there an echo in here? :D

That was a pansy punch.

I'm ordering a full-scale review of your man card eligibility status.

You will be notified when a determination has been reached.

I wasn't organizing any candlelight vigils or anything, but I'm glad he's OK.

I actually like reading his basketball opinions; it's obvious he's knowledgeable.

Somebody said you were dead. Glad you're OK, even though I don't like you. :D

Oh my GOD no.....you'd probably instantly go insane and embark on a murder spree. That is,
no doubt, what happened to these two nice young men. It's a widespread phenomenon.

Just ask Diane...

Is that you? (Insert gagging icon here)

As a former resident of Iowa (born & raised there, left in 1985), I can say that, unless the
Iowa Legislature has repealed the law -- possessing the name "Raspberry" (or any of its
illiterate...

Speak for yourself. My head is clear enough to distinguish truth from lies; what's your excuse?

Oh, nevermind, you're a "911 truther". A gullible moron whose opinions are easily swayed (dictated)...

You seem to be VERY confused as to whom the aggressor was in
that confrontation. Here's a clue: it WASN't the guy with the broken nose,
getting his head bounced off the pavement.

Can you figure...

Classic, prototype, off-the-shelf, garden-variety public intox arrest. The prosecutor could use your post (starting this thread) along with the police report. Plead guilty and heed the advice above....

This clown is too stupid to appreciate the irony.

Wassup, Trick Baby? :D

Gangster Squad. Rated 3/10.

If not for the epic, continual violence, this film would have nothing to offer.

Except for cinematic cliches. You've seen 'em all....the crusty, no-nonsense old...

Actually, you should anyway. I made all that stuff up. :D

EDIT: One major, stupid glitch exists with regard to the timeline shown in the film.
The young cousin of Leatherface isn't more than...

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. Rated 8/10.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4586/texaschainsaw3d.jpg

God, how I love this horrifically violent, over-the-top ****.

This film -- intended as...

Off-topic, but I just noticed this.

I would call this the very definition of irony.

Here's ANOTHER example of some dong-sucking liberal "journalist" COMPLETELY IGNORING THE FACTS
in order to misuse his position and spread propaganda instead of the truth (also from USA Today):
...

Hmmm. Looks like Sonzai shoud have researched this a bit further....the following is pasted from the Dec. 24 USA Today:

Daniel Foster, National Review: "It isn't like the deputy (at the school)...

Thank you for exposing yet another misleading, erroneous contention -- specifically, Sonzai's rather lame
assertion (excuse me, implication) that the armed guard at Columbine made no difference. His...

You sir, are an idiot spouting the usual smug, loony-liberal "I know what's best for everyone" nonsense.

"Deadly attack on an intruder?" More classic...

The proliferation of guns (widespread gun ownership) is not "an unintended consequence" of the 2nd Amendment. Whatever would make you think that? It's a logical consequence of having such an...

I don't know where to "draw the line", it's highly debatable of course. But we ALREADY post large groups of armed people at sports events, financial institutions, gov't offices, etc.

But -- I know...

Armed guards in schools is the best approach. That, and much better identification and treatment
of mentally-ill people in this country!

With regard to the armed guards:

Who'll pay for it?...

You were in a nasty mood yesterday. Hope today goes better for ya. :cool:

...And Happy Holidays.