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    This is like reading Penthouse Forum's "Monopede...

    This is like reading Penthouse Forum's "Monopede Mania" stories in the 1970s.

    Apparently Sir Paul McCartney read 'em too.

    LOL.
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    Perhaps you think it's best to send him to bed...

    Perhaps you think it's best to send him to bed without supper, and drop him off
    at day care in the morning?

    At the absolute least, put him in an intensive-rehab lockdown facility until age 21.
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    I saw this on the Sci-Fy channel; it's fun. A...

    I saw this on the Sci-Fy channel; it's fun. A funny big bug film that's well worth a look.
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    OK, I can't help but wonder: where is the Bear...

    OK, I can't help but wonder: where is the Bear today? And no, I am not pretending to care
    because I don't. Just looking for some entertainment prior to my three-week UGNX version 9
    update class...
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    WTF is wrong with old people's hands? ...

    WTF is wrong with old people's hands?

    http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm190/cybergod_images/OldHands.jpg
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    I watched that game as I do all Lions telecasts....

    I watched that game as I do all Lions telecasts. The game itself was bad enough -- but Goldberg
    and the other guy sounded like they had prepared for a different contest....if they prepared at all. ...
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    Stick around, CB's self-pity party will get old...

    Stick around, CB's self-pity party will get old pretty fast. About the 7th or 8th time you hear it
    (the "you haven't been in my shoes, you know nothing about war" etc.)....while he's doing the ...
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    Self-awareness. It's not for everyone. But please...

    Self-awareness. It's not for everyone. But please continue; I gawk at auto and train wrecks
    just like everybody else.
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    Of course there are. Just like when people see an...

    Of course there are. Just like when people see an awful car wreck, they can't help but gawk at it.
    That doesn't mean that they like what they see though.

    You're like a temperamental spoiled...
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    Yep, no doubt about it CB, you are in fact down...

    Yep, no doubt about it CB, you are in fact down to a single hand.

    ...And also the last shred of anyone's patience.

    The whole Jekyll and Hyde thing? It's not working. At all.

    You really need...
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    On second thought, you should probably shop for...

    On second thought, you should probably shop for gloves with Velcro tear-away
    cuffs, since you're always so anxious to drop 'em.

    Also, you can probably save money on these gloves by shopping for...
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    I guess being called feeble minded by you is some...

    I guess being called feeble minded by you is some sort of ultimate, karmic irony.
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    Got anyone in particular in your sights? ...

    Got anyone in particular in your sights?

    Perhaps you should ask her.

    As if....
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    Or, in your case: glove off. Singular. I gotta...

    Or, in your case: glove off. Singular.

    I gotta ask: Do you get a discount when you buy gloves since you only need one?
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    Indeed, take a look. ...

    Indeed, take a look.

    http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm190/cybergod_images/Alcoholic2.jpg
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    Never mind that; someone needs to get over to...

    Never mind that; someone needs to get over to CB's right now and empty out his medicine
    cabinet. Then they need to tie him up in a sitting position so he doesn't swallow his tongue
    or drown in his...
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    He's not reaching, CB. He's mocking. YOU. ...

    He's not reaching, CB. He's mocking.

    YOU.

    And hilariously I might add.
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    Lighten up, the poor guy just took a...

    Lighten up, the poor guy just took a lightning-bolt strike last month.

    And I'm beginning to think Cavebear was standing on a metal grate right next to him.
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    I sincerely hope you're not mixing meds &...

    I sincerely hope you're not mixing meds & alcohol. Take a nap.
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    ^^^ You forgot the "sitting in a doorway so that...

    ^^^ You forgot the "sitting in a doorway so that others must step over you" part.
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    Looks like the Politically and Economically...

    Looks like the Politically and Economically Disadvantaged, Oppressed, At-Risk
    Inner-City Yoofs are getting ready to riot again. They're out there chanting
    "They think it's a joke" as the grand...
  22. Just another example of how much "caring, loving,...

    Just another example of how much "caring, loving, sensitive Humanist" liberals hate freedom of speech.
    It truly amazes me that such Speech Nazis are still referred to as liberals; when in fact they...
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    Pathetic. You respond to my amusement at your...

    Pathetic. You respond to my amusement at your whack assertions with a "you hate blacks" accusation?
    Pretty weak. Anybody who's read my opinions about blacks over the years would see that I criticize...
  24. Never mind the shoulders, did you ever watch that...

    Never mind the shoulders, did you ever watch that motherf*cker JUMP?

    During the introductions (in the old pre-Zuffa days around UFC 20 or thereabouts),
    Randleman would warm up by jumping in...
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    This thread is now officially a trainwreck.

    This thread is now officially a trainwreck.
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