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  1. Have Baph talk to this lady, he will instill...

    Have Baph talk to this lady, he will instill confidence in her bladder.
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    They were acting irrationally because what ever...

    They were acting irrationally because what ever plan they had to get away got ruined when the pictures' of them appeared in the media.
  3. If you were a dog with a bowl of water to your...

    If you were a dog with a bowl of water to your left and the toilet to your right, you would choose the toilet to drink out of, every damn time.
  4. How dare the government do this to meathead!!

    How dare the government do this to meathead!!
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    I would go into random peoples home and scare the...

    I would go into random peoples home and scare the **** out of them by yelling things at them. Someone is taking a shower, i walk into the bathroom and yell BOO and then leave.
  6. To the Batcave!

    To the Batcave!
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    To make people buy grape poptarts.

    To make people buy grape poptarts.
  8. This happened because you call him hot Carl.

    This happened because you call him hot Carl.
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    If all else fails go with the "scare the **** out...

    If all else fails go with the "scare the **** out of her" plan. Tell her something terrible will eventually happen if she doesn't go to bed.
    Then that night you and the wife hide when she starts...
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    Hasn't always been about the money with this guy?...

    Hasn't always been about the money with this guy? There were drugs and other crap when he was wrestling. Pro wrestling wasn't built on the shoulders of saints.
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    If he is found guilty, he will kill himself.

    If he is found guilty, he will kill himself.
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    That hair gave me false hope that LA would start...

    That hair gave me false hope that LA would start singing some song by Journey or Boston at some point.
  13. What does ebay have to do with alleged chemtrails?

    What does ebay have to do with alleged chemtrails?
  14. Went to her house with a boom box, played Baby...

    Went to her house with a boom box, played Baby let go by The Rip Offs. She said it was the wrong song and i ruined the movie "Say Anything" for her.
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    Some how this will be blamed on Herbert from...

    Some how this will be blamed on Herbert from Family Guy.
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    Wait until who ever is officiating your disaster...

    Wait until who ever is officiating your disaster says "do you take whats her face to be your wife" say no and then run.
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    You should be severing 25 to life, you monster!

    You should be severing 25 to life, you monster!
  18. Make them walk up the leaning tower of pisa...

    Make them walk up the leaning tower of pisa blindfolded.
  19. Thread: iran issue

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    It's a shame the flock of seagulls never had...

    It's a shame the flock of seagulls never had another hit song.
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    The voice of Gerard Depardieu kept popping into...

    The voice of Gerard Depardieu kept popping into my head as i read the French captions.
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    Considering a Chinese swimmer got busted for...

    Considering a Chinese swimmer got busted for doping in june and was part of the same team as Ye Shiwen, i would lean towards yes.
    It may not be fair, but thats just the way it is.
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    I've never read an interview where anyone that...

    I've never read an interview where anyone that isnt her family have anything positive to say about Stephanie.
  23. Thread: Chick-fil-a

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    What bible are we talking about here? The one...

    What bible are we talking about here? The one written by the king who wanted to divorce his wife? The version written years after the long
    haired socialist Jewish dude that died? Though i don't...
  24. Take her on a date, might as well get something...

    Take her on a date, might as well get something for the money you're gonna end up spending.
  25. Thread: Chick-fil-a

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    Are they against cousins getting married?

    Are they against cousins getting married?
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