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vegeta420z
08-30-2010, 04:56 PM
http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/21-year-old-poses-as-middle-school-football-play?urn=highschool-266086

Wow. Ill bet he throttled the other kids:eek:
HT1777
08-31-2010, 09:57 AM
On the first day of 8th grade little Johnny comes home and says to his dad "we had to all get naked and shower after gym.this black kid Denzel had the biggest dick!!!" Bewildered little Johnnyasks "Dad does he heave the biggest dick because he's black??" "No" little Johnny's dad responds."Denzel has the biggest dick because he's 19!"
Giuliano
08-31-2010, 10:02 AM
On the first day of 8th grade little Johnny comes home and says to his dad "we had to all get naked and shower after gym.this black kid Denzel had the biggest dick!!!" Bewildered little Johnnyasks "Dad does he heave the biggest dick because he's black??" "No" little Johnny's dad responds."Denzel has the biggest dick because he's 19!"


Another question you have to ask now is why is BLS disguising himself as an 8th grader to check out even more cocks?
AGrappleAday
08-31-2010, 10:17 AM
Plain wrong...but I've thought about how awesome this would be on a number of occasions.
calmyourmind3
08-31-2010, 10:20 AM
Luckily he didn't hurt any of the children he was playing with.

Imagine the lawsuits and media frenzy that would have ensued had a child been seriously hurt by him.
AGrappleAday
08-31-2010, 10:21 AM
So the way he was caught was when he actually tried to enroll at the middle school after he already had a spot on the team? Brilliant!
Premier
08-31-2010, 01:14 PM
He's goal all along was to **** them little cheerleaders.
Bruce Leeroy
08-31-2010, 05:14 PM
This man watched Billy Madison one too many times. Running over those little ****ers would actually be pretty fun,
not to mention the ***** that comes with being a star football player.
machete
08-31-2010, 08:19 PM
at least he is going to school
calmyourmind3
08-31-2010, 09:54 PM
at least he is going to school I'm with you on this one. This man had to be borderline retarded to think he would get away with it. Maybe some education could help him out.
CaveBear
08-31-2010, 09:58 PM
The have GED programs in jail...
calmyourmind3
08-31-2010, 10:15 PM
The have GED programs in jail... Instead of a criminal problem it should be treated as a social problem.

They used to lock crazy people up when i was young. Thats how they treated this social problem. Send him to Shutter Island.